Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
