real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I could fuck to npr.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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