In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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