who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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