So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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