Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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