He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I need a hoe opinion
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