what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
