So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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