office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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