Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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