How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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