I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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