I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
then he tried to convert me to islam
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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