And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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