i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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