some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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