Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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