You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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