Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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