Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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