We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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