Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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