he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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