We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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