that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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