We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize
