So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
