hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
do herpes really smell.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize