When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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