She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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