I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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