Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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