your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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