Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There are leaves in my underwear?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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