He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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