Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Randomize
