I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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