Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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