worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Boobs are out for the taking
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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