Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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