Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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