Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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