Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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