i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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