We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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