Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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