I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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