Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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