I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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