Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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