everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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