another moral hangover. fuck.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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