we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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